>>Dentist's Hymn....................Crown Him with Many Crowns
>>Weatherman's Hymn..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
>>Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
>>Tailor's Hymn.......................Holy, Holy, Holy
>>Golfer's Hymn......................There's a Green Hill Far Away
>>Politician's Hymn................Standing on the Promises
>>Optometrist's Hymn............Open My Eyes That I Might See
>>IRS Agent's Hymn................I Surrender All
>>Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On
>>Electrician's Hymn...............Send The Light
>>Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye
>>Realtor's Hymn.....................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
>>Massage Therapists Hymn....He Touched Me
>>Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician
>>
>>And for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
>>
>>45 mph........................................God Will Take Care of You
>>65 mph........................................Nearer My God To Thee
>>85 mph........................................This World Is Not My Home
>>95 mph........................................Lord, I'm Coming Home
>>100 mph......................................Precious Memories
>>
>>Give me a sense of humor, Lord
>>Give me the grace to see a joke,
>>To get some humor out of life,
>>And pass it on to other folk.
Hey I recognize that!!!!! :P I didn't think about putting it on my blog! Thanks!
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